h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Ok - I'm taking it... but I didn't mention my age now did I?

You and I are 56 per cent compatible. That doesn't sound hopeful...

1. Okay first things first. Are you, in fact, a girl?
... that depends on what age girls become women ...!

2. Your body type is:
... "thank God for tits men.."

3. How tall are you?
5'6"

4. Do you smoke?
I bum rollups of blokes in bars about once every three months, I roll the ciggies very thin, and remind myself what a disgusting habit it is.

5. For dinner you would most want to:
Talk to someone while they or I cook

6. When it comes to eating habits, you:
Love food but I have a few quirks, I eat meat but I dont eat wheat... I am not a pain about it though

7. If you're on a sightseeing trip and aren't sure how to get to your next destination, what do you do?
Read the map

8. Your lifestyle philosophy is:
Have fun, learn, laugh, keep my friends

9. If you pass a baby and a puppy while crossing the street, you pay more attention to the:
Traffic

10. You prefer hanging out with friends:
Yes

11. Are you a thinker or a feeler?
Both

12. Do you prefer the window or the aisle seat?
Window on short-haul, aisle on long-haul

13. When you need to de-stress, which of the following would you most likely do?
Laugh Drink Sleep Dance

14. When it comes to politics, you:
vote - and despise all politicians for the scum they are

15. So, which is it?
The pink one in the far corner with purple wings

16. You attend church two or more times per week:
no

17. I have never cheated on a boyfriend:
true

18. I just lied on question number seventeen:
false - though I have been the "other woman" - kinda

21. I drink alcohol:
Dark rum, a dash of coke, no ice

22. I use illegal drugs:
well, now, that would be telling

23. I have a good sense of humour:
rofl

24. You are most known for your:
dunno - you'd have to ask someone who knows me - loyalty, I guess, and ability to keep and maintain friendships

25. When you die you would most like to be:
a dolphin

26. You're most confortable acting:
I am most comfortable being honest

27. Again, which is it?
confusing?

30. Are you a good communicator?
Yes - and I listen too

31. In bed you are:
enthusiastic

32. Do you fake orgasms?
only when I am by myself ... sorry couldn't resist that one ... the answer is "no"

33. When you think of commitment you feel:
nostalgic and bored

34. Which best describes you:
my H2G2 home page

35. Are you more practical or creative?
Whichever I need to be

36. Are you good at managing your money?
good enough

37. After you hang out with a group of people for a while, do they adopt your slang more than you pick up on theirs?
Both

38. Are you adventurous?
Yes

39. Do you consider yourself self-indulgent?
Physically - yes. Emotionally - no.

40. Are you a perfectionist?
Only in my work

41. Do you express your emotions?
Yes

42. You would most likely be called:
"Ben"

43. Baseball Caps look:
Like baseball caps...

44. When your around a guy you're interested in, you become more:
Funny

45. Suppose a boyfriend that you were *really* into said one day, "You and me just aren't right for each other", and dumped you right there. Did you notice the poor grammar?
Not at the time

46. Which would you rather have named after you?
Oh a mountain - defintiely

47. In your opinion, who was the bigger genius?
Newton

48. Would you rather sell your body or your soul?
My body

49. When you play truth or dare, which one do you choose?
That depends on the truth...

50. Which of the following gives you the greatest sense of accomplishment?
Friendships, and good work.

To Solnushka:

Fiftysix percent is friend material, but not girlfriend material. I think. But then again I havent calibrated the results at all......

To Ben:

Some good answers, but no you didnt mention your age now did you... and what score did you get with the *actual* answers, hmmm?

This is fun, I'm glad I posted it Feel free to past the test onto all your female friends LOL

Hooloovoo

81%... haha, I laughed when I read that...

I'm bored, so sue me... er, well, don't sue me... *humor* me is more like it...

76% - for some reason the pulldowns didnt appear when I loaded the page last night... so now the whole of H2G2 knows that I watch traffic when I cross the street...

agcB

64% - not bad... i think that's more compatible than with my ex-husband!

you seem like a nice bloke, i guess i'm in the friendship zone?

just a wee hint ... shakespeare has an 'e' at the end ... or does that tie up with your illegal drugs question?

sorry, i'm a bit of a pendant

Well, Shakespeare signed his own name 20 or so different ways. I can do pendantry too, Weggie!

ooooohhhhhh

Hey thanks Ben I like this, people take the p***, and someone else comes to me rescue.....

Hooloovoo