h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Just popping by to say hi, we'me been expecting you, you friend on here told us you might log on today so welcome to h2g2.



I'll let someone else do the introductory tour cause I'm feeling generous.

DD

*Lil walks in carefully balancing champagne glass containing Bucks Fizz cleverly disguised as a Mimosa*

Ed Hunter, it's about bloody time you got here. Mr. Atnik has been warning us for days. It's the happy function of the ACE team to introduce you to the h2g2 site and show you how everything works.

As I am not an ACE, I don't see why I can't confuse you instead.

Tell Mike to look after Ferrari; I shall be behaving irresponsibly the rest of the day. *tips back glass and finishes off drink*

I generally never drink. This is why.

Seriously now (and good luck), welcome in, click on things! It doesn't matter. As you're a friend of Mike's you're doomed anyway.

Lil

"I have found you
And now there is no place to run
Excitement shakes me
I god help me what have I done?
Yeah I've done it again!"

Ed Hunter rocks the world, isn't that right Ed?
(heh, that'll have 'em all confused )

Like I says to you so many times, just click around when you feel like it. If you feel you can write a serious guide entry on something, then do so. If you don't, then just write. I've got quite a few jokey articles amongst the info-heavy ones

Don't forget the smileys!

If you have any questions, don't hesitate to ask. You could always email me, but remember that the ACEs are always around to help you.
Besides, if they didn't, then they wouldn't be doing their job properly!

Like I says, c u around.

Don't forget to tell him how he has to speak up in fora, interact with aliens, engage in snowball fights and stuff.

Lil

Ed Hunter, you must speak up in fora (plural of forums *^_^*), interact with aliens and engag in snowballs fights and stuff.

Climb mountains, eat donut's, drink |_| c(~) etc.

*pats Mike A on head*
Good boy!
*runs like hell*

And then some I hope Lil, Mike'll track you down for that.

Betcha ass I will.

"And you know that I'm gonna scratch you and maim you and maul...
And I know you're helpless from my mesmerising cat-call!"

(Ed will understand that one)

Aw Mike, but you were the straight man for that, admit it.
Have a danish? *proffers food appropriate to her time of day*

So when's this fellow going to show up? Seems we're always walking into other people's sitting rooms and having a party for several days before the resident realises we're here.

No probs. But what's a Danish?

I'm sure Ed will pop up sometime today. Let's just lie low and wait for the time being then eh?

I think Lil is refering to a Danish pastry. Now off to Brazil.

Yo! I'm Finally here everyone. Demon drawer what's this about pastry and Brazil

He'll tell you when he gets back from Rio. Me, I'd rather have Danish pastry (if it were still morning) than Brazilian.

So hello Ed. Did Mike tell you, you can find out about who's talking to you by clicking on our names? They link back to our respective home pages. Then you nose about and see where they've been posting and go there... and on and around.

Lil

OH! Also Asteroid Lil nice home page.

Hi everyone Asteroid Lil nice home page, Demon Drawer what's this about pastry and Brazil?

Calm down, fella, no need to stutter

Now listen, how are you with snowballs? There's a whole bunch ganging up against Mike A in another forum, and I've "just" got there with Ferrari (a horse), but he needs more people on his side. Go to my home page and scroll down to the forums section, click on Jinx vs Mike A. That'll get you there.

Lil

And there's plenty more where that came from. We catar for all tastes at h2g2. From the pacifist to the racist. From the New Age to the Thrashers. We got stuff on Slayer, we got stuff on Buffy Slayer, we got doughnuts, we got a beach, we got some good hardcore factual information should you ever need it.

I'm going to peep back at the snowball fight.

btw I sent Ed a message via email about Guide ML, so expect an extra tarted-up homepage. Though I like it as it is

Succinct, ambiguous... yeah, me too.

Danish was Pastry.
Brazil was formula 1.