h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

I've spent ages wondering where you'd gone.

If I'm wrong, of course, I apologise and I'll just scuttle under a stone...

I can't say I'm really sure, Mina, unless you tell me who you think I am...! Sometimes I wonder myself.

I'm guessing your silence means I'm not who you thought I was, Mina - but don't be embarrassed and please let me know! I'm overwhelmingly curious!

Er, yes, well, hmm embarrassed? Me? No *bluster*

I thought you were someone who uses the name Andrew Wilde on site. Won't say too much, but the name on your email wasn't hugely different, so I'm going to continue to think that you are him. Especially as he was telling me last July that he lives in the same town that you do. Moaning about the two useless tube stations if I remember correctly.

Sorry for the dreadful silence, I was going to get back to you - honest. But then several things happened and I used those as an excuse to avoid looking like a dick. Can I say that here?