An introduction to Curiously orange
My life Story so far...
A long time ago in a galaxy suprisingly close considering the imensity of space (see hitch Hikers Guide Ref Space and its size).
I was the unwanted and most definately unplanned ofspring from a chicken and an albino gerbil.
They never took the time to name me before I was dumped on the doorstep of the Landos Intergalactic Care Enterprise or LICE which is an orphanage run as a subsiduary company of the Association for Slavery on All Planets ASAP.
When I was old enough to walk I was released from the orphanage and given a job to support myself by what can only be described as pure coinsidence the job i got was with ASAP.
The post I was given was one in which I have always taken pride. I am inserted between bulkheads on ships and used as shock absobsion in the case of accidents.
(note: The chances of space ships even meeting in the immensity of space let alone hitting each other is so remote I think im safe from injury. unless I get a paper cut when i fill in the paper work.)
The job conditions are most reasonable.
Free living accomodations ( between bulkheads )
Regular Coffee and rest breaks ( about once every 100 earth hours)
10 days paid holiday every decade ( if you get someone to cover )
Conversations
| Conversation Title | Latest Post | Latest Reply |
|---|---|---|
| The Esirpretne... | Mar 24, 2000 | Mar 27, 2000 |
| Eh? | Mar 23, 2000 | Mar 23, 2000 |
Curiously Orange
Researcher U115257
Entries
Most Recent Edited Entries
- This user has not written any Edited Entries.
Entries
- This user has not written any Edited Entries.
Disclaimer
h2g2 is created by h2g2's users, who are members of the public. The views expressed are theirs and unless specifically stated are not those of Not Panicking Ltd. If you consider any Entry to be in breach of the site's House Rules, please register a complaint. For any other comments, please visit the Feedback page.
Write an Entry
"The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy is a wholly remarkable book. It has been compiled and recompiled many times and under many different editorships. It contains contributions from countless numbers of travellers and researchers."