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Lewd? You? Never!

Post 1

TechnicolorYawn (Patron Saint of the Morally Moribund)

Lewd... Lets see.....
No, I can't put that, its illegal.
erm....


Front Bottom.


Lewd? You? Never!

Post 2

MrP**shead

Oh yes.
And I love it.


Lewd? You? Never!

Post 3

Ebany

naughty boy.


Lewd? You? Never!

Post 4

MrP**shead

Oh yes.
And you love it.


Lewd? You? Never!

Post 5

Ebany

everyone loves to be adored. arent i lucky they all do.


Lewd? You? Never!

Post 6

MrP**shead

If you're not careful your head will get so big you won't be able to get into Harry's this afternoon, and that would be a disaster.


Lewd? You? Never!

Post 7

Frogspawn

So do you !


Lewd? You? Never!

Post 8

MrP**shead

Yes.
I'm quite sure any heterosexual male would.


Lewd? You? Never!

Post 9

Isambard Fortisque StJohn Smithe

Yup


Lewd? You? Never!

Post 10

Isambard Fortisque StJohn Smithe

Yup


Lewd? You? Never!

Post 11

Frogspawn

Don't let on - but I think this deeply betrays *something* about Isambard. Don't really like to think what. (I only say this in jest - after all, what are friends for)?!!!


Lewd? You? Never!

Post 12

MrP**shead

Hmm..., yes.


Lewd? You? Never!

Post 13

Isambard Fortisque StJohn Smithe

I really have no idea what you are talking about (whistles innocently/badly)


Lewd? You? Never!

Post 14

Frogspawn

I'm not sure I do any more, that's the bloody problem. (It's the fault of people replying out of synch. We start with a logically flowing conversation, then people reply to bits which cam earlier and it all goes horribly wrong).


Lewd? You? Never!

Post 15

MrP**shead

That is bad whistling.


Lewd? You? Never!

Post 16

Isambard Fortisque StJohn Smithe

I have absolutley no idea where this conversation is going anymore..
PS, I am a good whistler.
PPS, In response to Chris' last email on James ZXMail, of course Ido, do you think I am blind AND stupid!!!!!


Lewd? You? Never!

Post 17

Frogspawn

well you wear glasses - so your sight can't be as good as it could be. I'm not sure what the equivalent for stupidity would be -
but you're doing Physics, so you can't be that bad.


Lewd? You? Never!

Post 18

Frogspawn

Oh yes I do now - #@*&$%£?/~ ! ! ! !


Lewd? You? Never!

Post 19

Frogspawn

Oh yes I do now - #@*&$%£?/~ ! ! ! !


Lewd? You? Never!

Post 20

MrP**shead

I can't remember what he said.


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