h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Well my birthday is 24/12 or half way though the school year so i guess i was in the middle in my class.
How ever i lost a lot of my friends at school by getting move to a better class which did not help me as they had been doing things for over a year that i was then just starting.
E.G. I was stuck in a class that had been speeking french for a full year without a clue what they were saying.

Sounds like fun...

(Une autre personne qui parle francais?? Il en y a beaucoup ici.)

Why is this fish in my ear it never works when you need it.

tlhlngan hol dajatlh'a'*

*bortaS blr jablu'Dl'reH QaQau'nay'

You speak Klingon?

Q'apla! hehehehehehe.... well, yeah, that's about the only word I know. I stuck the rest in a Klingon translator, but most of the words were unknown... how about a translation...?

The translation is "Do you speak klingon"and"Revenge is a dish best served cold"

the answers are not at all and ah, of course.

This fish in my ear never works when I need it to...

I do have a tea shirt with the second quote but its in english.
the best quote as to got be the pratchett quote of the old dwarf saying"today is a good day for someone else to die"

hahahahahaha!

This is of no relevance to the current conversation, but my new favorite quote is this: "Get thee down. Be thou funky."

I do like a good quote.

Every year it takes less time to fly across the ocean and longer to drive to work.

As of tomorrow, employees will only be able to enter the building with a special security card. Pictures for the card will be taken on Wednesday, and the card will be delivered in three to five weeks.

My local councel was once asked why they had to close the roads two weeks running to paint white lines one week and yellow lines a week later why did they not paint the yellow ones at the same time after asking there workers they said "he still has white paint in the bucket"