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Ahh you'd be at Warwick, unless I'm much mistaken?

Post 1

Z

Cos that's not too far from Birmingham is it? What with it actually being in Conventry..

So, yes, I take it you'll be able to make our meet at 1.30pm ish on the 23rd of October in Birmingham?

Ooh go on.

We have smiley - ale

And

And everything.

Well no, actually we only have smiley - ale and curry. But what more do you wnat?


Ahh you'd be at Warwick, unless I'm much mistaken?

Post 2

Clive the flying ostrich: Amateur Polymath | Chief Heretic.

Was. Was at Warwick. smiley - winkeye

I'm back in Chesterfield again now, have been since September, but it was a fair deduction and more importantly I can get to Birmingham New Street just as easily. smiley - ok


Ahh you'd be at Warwick, unless I'm much mistaken?

Post 3

Z

So, you Zhall be on ze list then?


Ahh you'd be at Warwick, unless I'm much mistaken?

Post 4

Z

Well you are on the list! It's too late now.. smiley - evilgrin


Ahh you'd be at Warwick, unless I'm much mistaken?

Post 5

Clive the flying ostrich: Amateur Polymath | Chief Heretic.

I see. smiley - bigeyes

Is this anything like taking the King's Shilling?

..searching for a suitable paradigm....

nibbling the edge's of the viscount's poppadom?


Ahh you'd be at Warwick, unless I'm much mistaken?

Post 6

Z

Indeed a popadom is much bigger than a shilling and at 40p considerably more vaulable!



Ahh you'd be at Warwick, unless I'm much mistaken?

Post 7

Clive the flying ostrich: Amateur Polymath | Chief Heretic.

but if you left one at the bottom of a glass of ale it'd be all soggy.


Ahh you'd be at Warwick, unless I'm much mistaken?

Post 8

Z

But if you leave one at the bottom of a jug of mint sauce it would be soggy and minty smiley - drool

Ok this is just me isn't it?


Ahh you'd be at Warwick, unless I'm much mistaken?

Post 9

Clive the flying ostrich: Amateur Polymath | Chief Heretic.

Yes you are. but speaking a figmant of your imagination I am very glad you are here. smiley - winkeye


Ahh you'd be at Warwick, unless I'm much mistaken?

Post 10

Z

Of course internet people don't really exisit at all do we?


Ahh you'd be at Warwick, unless I'm much mistaken?

Post 11

Clive the flying ostrich: Amateur Polymath | Chief Heretic.

Ah zo now you zink you don't exzizt? Zis is very indterestink. Und talkink to a figmant of your own...imagination. zis alzo is verrry interestink.

Tell me moe, did you ever have a small teddy by ze name of bobo?


Ahh you'd be at Warwick, unless I'm much mistaken?

Post 12

Z

Why remarkable! How did you know that?


Ahh you'd be at Warwick, unless I'm much mistaken?

Post 13

Clive the flying ostrich: Amateur Polymath | Chief Heretic.

I am Bobo.


Ahh you'd be at Warwick, unless I'm much mistaken?

Post 14

Z

Again remarkable.

*mutters to oneself*

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Just south of Surrealleft, turn left at the signpost marked "Weird"

Post 15

Clive the flying ostrich: Amateur Polymath | Chief Heretic.

Dark Mutterings of The Occult by any chance?


Just south of Surrealleft, turn left at the signpost marked "Weird"

Post 16

Z

*hides goat, chicken entrails, and a small toad named Freud*

No? What makes you think that?


Just south of Surrealleft, turn left at the signpost marked "Weird"

Post 17

Clive the flying ostrich: Amateur Polymath | Chief Heretic.

Bobo Sees All.


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