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flyingfireballxl5

smile when you talk tosmiley - biggrinsmiley - smileysmiley - coolsmiley - bubbly who ever you meet and the world will be a better place.


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Clive the flying ostrich: Amateur Polymath | Chief Heretic.

Not bad advise, that. smiley - smiley

Unless of course you're talking to a smiley - martianfrown in which case, bearing one's teeth could be seen as an act of aggression. smiley - evilgrin

smiley - erm

Smile and the whole world smiles with you, unless you are solely responsible for Frightful Interstellar Armageddon, in which case, the lynch mob will be with you shortly....


smiley - earth


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flyingfireballxl5

or you could end up as breakfast.smiley - biggrin


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Clive the flying ostrich: Amateur Polymath | Chief Heretic.

Smile smiley - smiley But Carry a large Stick.

There, I think that covers all eventualities.


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Post 5

flyingfireballxl5

well i started of happy but
lifes can be a bitch .smiley - biggrinsmiley - wah


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