h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

*hihii*
Let's get working...

*heads to the feathers*

*opens a tar barrel*

*prepares the feathers*

*grabs one of the invisible creatures and dips it into the barrel*

*pours some feathers over it*

*giggles*
Now it looks like a chicken... It's so small, too...

Had it's head chopped off like a chicken too....*a thought strikes him*
What if they were actually friendly? We didn't exactly give them a chance.....

*stares* They couldn't have been...

*shrugs*
I guess we'll never know.....

But maybe they're not dead... After all, they were ghosts in the first place... We might've just stunned them...

Hmmm....interesting, I haven't done much metaphysics.....

Who would've...

Them, probably...

I guess... Hey, did that one move??

Which one?

The one we tarred and feathered...

That makes sense I guess....

So you didn't see it moving?

No.....do you think it's still....alive, or dead, or whatever it was.....