h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

You're stronger, you try...

*reaches to get a hold on the door*
Bugger it is tight....

Okay, let's try together...
*helps him*

*together they try, and slowly they can feel it starting to move*
Just a bit more!

*crash*
Hurrah!!

About bloody time.....and there's some stairs, leading downward.....let's go!
*heads down*

Watch out! There's something wrong these stairs...

What do you me....WHoaa!!!!

*he falls through the stairs breaking the whole staircase and making her fall down too*

*Lands on a shipment of mattresses*

Wow! Are they dead?

*looks*
I'm afraid so.....

I wonder what kind of ghosts store dead mattresses in their ship...

Pirate ghosts?

But why mattresses??

....very tired pirate ghosts?

I guess that's the only explanation...

Unless dead mattresses are very valuable on the dead black market.....

I guess we should be dead to find out... Which reminds me, how come did we first fall through the ship but after some time in freezing water are able to walk here without any problems...?

.......well, obviously the cold of the water slightly altered our body chemistry so that we were able to react with the ship....plus it must have been trailing a slurry of some sort that coated us and........don't ask logical questions!