h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

I wonder if killing is allowed in finals...

*Overhears her whilst trying to allocate points for the previous round.*
Not only is it allowed, you get special bonus points just for participating....not to mention those awarded for creativity.....

Hey, this is my kind of competition...

*Is having a little difficulty with the scores.*
So much to see......

Well? Just give me the best score...

But you haven't bribed me yet......
*posts scores*
Round 3:
Most victories: Alien, 10 points.
Most submissions: Flinginfoodle, 15 points
Neatest shovel work: Alien, 15 points.
Most efficient (Number of victories/amount of blood spilt): Giflingber, 20 points.
Most artistic: Flamgindron, 30 points.

Overall:
Alien: 70 points
Flamgindron: 60 points
Giflingber: 35 points
Flinginfoodle: 15 points

Entries received for final combat round, 20 points each.
Alien.
Flamgindron.
Giflingber.
Flinginfoodle.
Hambilgodle.
Dinklberger.
Hanfelburtle.
Singoneven.
Medfrel.
Junklehamden.

Revised scores:
Alien: 90
Flamgindron: 80
Giflingber: 55
Flinginfoodle: 35
Hambilgodle: 20
Dinklberger: 20
Hanfelburtle: 20
Singoneven: 20
Medfrel: 20
Junklehamden: 20

MC: The rules for Round 4 are simple; the combatants will fight to the death until 5 remain. Points will be scored in numerous categories, particularly for honour and valour, and may be awarded posthumously. Any competitor who would like to withdraw their nomination for this round may do so now without penalty.

*a glow appears into her eyes*

MC: I'll take that as a no then, shall I? () Combatants, READY!

*is ready*

MC: LET THE FINAL BATTLE BEGIN!

This should be good.....

*observes the situation*

*Whilst admiring her cautious tactical mindset, can't help but think that there are points going begging.*

*Starts duelling with one big sundertanian who attacks her expecting it to be a piece of cake. Steps over his corpse a short time later.*

*Two other combatants have also been dispatched, leaving 7 fighters.*

*Fights with one, and kills another one trying to interrupt. Keeps fighting.*

*There are two other one on one fights continuing. The next victory ends the bout.*

*just avoids a fatal hit on the head and manages to pay one to her opponent, knocking him down*

*The gong sounds. All fighting ceases, and the combatants trudge wearily off the floor.*

*looks at the destruction and wonders what happens to the corpses*

*The corpses of the felled Sundertanians gradually fade, leaving behind the shells of their armour. Shortly afterward, the gong sounds again, and all eyes turn upwards towards the rebirthing platform, where the Sundertanians are being reborn into their original forms.*