h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

[M] *uses the Force to be heard* The pot's got do with evrything!!! It was/is your birthday present and the Subject is "Happy Birthday!", isn't it?

Yes, I left. That doesn't mean I would leave h2g2. Never!!!

Strickly speaking, fungi don't *have* genders that I know of

You still haven't said what colour it is

It's my 18th on Friday, you know

Colour? I think it's brown-green-red-black-yellow-grey-blue or something like that...

You've got your birthday on Friday? Doesn't that mean it's your unbirthday today? And so is M's and mine... Sooooooo...
*sings* A very merry unbirthday to us!
(having just watched Alice in Wonderland )

[M] *uses the Force to be heard* *joins the song* A very merry happy unbirthday to us!

[Anrold] We neither have our birthdays today. *notices M* AAAAARGH! It's you again!!! *attacks*

[M] *uses the Force to be heard* Have to go!

[Arnold] Don't dare to come back!!!

Now, now, children, play nicely

Arnold, why did you do that? Let her come back!!

Come back, M!

(What does 'M' stand for?)

Her name...

[Arnold] We won't let her come back! That son of hmmm left with our body!!! She's not welcome!!!

[Friget, Strilla and Dwiezel]] You can say that again.

[M] *uses the Force to be heard* I did NOT take her. She's NOT here with me anymore. She was homesick, so she's on Earth at the time.

[Arnold] Yeah, right!

[M] *uses the Force to be heard* She IS!

[Maria] Don't worry, you're not the only one not-understanding anything here. I suppose Alien is quite lost, too.

How many of you *are* there? I'm only me and Cleo

I believe there are five of her there... Don't mind her, she's crazy (and all of the others too)...

That's ok then

[Arnold] There's four! Me, Friget, Dwiezel and Strilla.

[Strilla] But M comes from time to time.

[Dwiezel] So that's five.

[Friget] But I suppose Maria's been coming here, too.

[Dwiezel] Then it would be six.

[M] *uses the Force to be heard* What's wrong with the mad ones?

Nothing, absolutely nothing...
(btw, check out Falk's website for Gesterby 5000... )

[Arnold] We have. Welcome to the happy group of crazy ones!

[Friget] Yes. And as a welcome present here's a fruit basket for you.

[Dwiezel & Strilla] SweeeT!

Do you like South Park?

[All together] We do! Just watched them yesterday. SweeeT!

I just bought the boxed set of all of series three for £20

I've been watching one video a day. Finished them now. I like the one with the pirate ghosts best