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Sergeant Mushroom Posted Mar 21, 2001
The list?
-cats
-motorbikes
-green
-reading
-dangermouse
-music
-history
and anything else, really, although those tend to take priority with me
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Alien Posted Mar 23, 2001
What about dislikes?
I don't like... umm... can't think of anything right now...
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Sergeant Mushroom Posted Mar 23, 2001
-Loyd Grossman (His voice really gets on my wick
)
-Bad drivers
-pettiness
-hypocritical people
-people who go on about something that they know nothing of 
...
Not much else, really...
Except for mushrooms. S'why I'm one, then I won't eat myself
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Sergeant Mushroom Posted Mar 25, 2001
Well, I'm sure they're nice as individuals, but...
They're very nice, but taste bad. Don't eat me!
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Sergeant Mushroom Posted Mar 26, 2001
Then you should eat something that doesn't taste of yucky mush, like a bag of spaghetti bolognese, or something
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Sergeant Mushroom Posted Mar 28, 2001
Yes, they do! They're horrible! They make me feel ill! Please don't eat me!
*starts to panic*
*runs round room, babbling*
She'sgonnaeatmeshe'sgonnaeatmeshe'sgonnaeatme...
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Alien Posted Mar 29, 2001
*eats a little cake with words "eat me" on it and starts growing rapidly*
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Sergeant Mushroom Posted Mar 29, 2001
*Panics more*
she'sgonnasquashmeshe'sgonnasquashmeshe'sgonnasquashme...
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Alien Posted Mar 30, 2001
*picks up the panicking little mushroom in order not to crush him*
How did I get this big?
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Arnold, Friget, Dwiezel and Strilla Posted Mar 30, 2001
[M] *uses the Force to be heard* Alien got a pot as a present. I'm not sure if she liked it though...
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Alien Posted Mar 30, 2001
What's the pot got to do with anything?? Besides, Winnie the Pooh lives in it now... 
M, I thought you left this place for the others?!?
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Sergeant Mushroom Posted Mar 30, 2001
*squeaks from hand*
I'm a 'she'
Ooh, a pot! What colour?
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Alien Posted Mar 31, 2001
Oh, I'm terribly sorry!!
*puts her down*
Please forgive me - I'm not too familiar with the genders of mushrooms...
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