h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Well, you did say you'd like a message left - so I'm leaving one.
I was going to anyway, of course. May I extend a semi-official welcome to h2g2. I'm afraid we can't hand out real coffee and cakes but I'm sure if you look around you can find somewhere they're serving up virtual ones. I even know of a garden you can get hold of roast Bugblatter Beast steaks and play Throw the Metal Object... if you're into that kind of thing of course. If you're not, then maybe I'm the wrong ACE to be speaking to you. But then if you want to ask anything I don't know the answer to then I can always ask the others
Enjoy h2g2!

Virtual Coffee check out the Aroma Cafe
http://www.h2g2.com/A202924
I'm sure Irving Washington or one of his staff will help you there.

As for cakes try Joanna's Doughnut stall at it's current position
http://www.h2g2.com/forumframe.cgi?forum=26840&thread=40955

Or you can read the menu here
http://www.h2g2.com/A254378

Well MaW I can't get to them all first now can I.

I can't believe I followed MaW here and recommended Joanna's Doughnut Stall to Joanna's fish. I think sleep is requires Bye Leazes.

~fishy goodbyes~ Jack.

Thanks for the welcome, MaW
DD...: ~manic fishy laughter~ I can't believe you did either!