h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

In case you don't keep up with current events, the two superpowers of h2g2 are at war. We Thursdayites should probably consider our position and decide which side to support. Either that or declare our neutrality!

Either that and just support the side that the Thingites are'nt supporting, out of spite really!

Ooh. Tricky. I suggest maintaining neutrality might be better. We can be like a cooler version of Switzerland. Have to allow our members who are also members of one of other army to take part, though.

Yeah I like that idea, the 'er' version of Switzerland.

Although, in defence of Switzerland's coolness, Roger Federer is pretty damn cool.

Well that goes without saying. Probably most Swizz things are cool as well, Toblarones, watches and cuckoo-clocks, everything apart from their banking practices. But hey if I was rich I would probably say that was pretty as well.

The Fed endorses Rolex too! That's a double dose of coolness! Imagine if he was eating a Toblerone at the same time.

Well it depends on the size of the Toblerone, if it was one of those massive ones he would just look fat. He just wants one of those normal sized ones which he could comfortably stack upon.

I'm very specific with my imagination