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But just in case you had missed it.....

According to your page Zax and Mad Gerald are one and the same person.


Me thinks the almighty has got his / her / its links crossed

Er...Ah...Hmmm...

* HE thinks of a million excuses, I mean HE has had 'forever' to come up with some right 'doozies'... *

* His mind favours the old standby 'You can't get the right staff these days', HE is quite fond of the good old 'I see no ships' routine whilst hastily changing it while no one's looking, or indeed 'do you want me to get back into the Brimstone Business !!!' usually settles most disagreements - favourably... *

Look...

* Momentous Pause. Not quite as long as the one before Creation, but that one was lost on humanity anyway... *

Look...

* Ponders that 'things as never as good the second time around' *

Look, It was MY little joke, that Zax is a little similar to...to...

* teeth grind *

him...

O.K !!!

- Moving In Mysterious Ways.

*runs off before being hit by lightning bolt*

* HE ponders the flawed reasoning of trying to run from someone who already knows where you are running to... *

yes, well... thank you for pointing that out bald bloke... i was WONDERING how long it would take for *someone* to fix that...

i'm just surprised he didn't blame the error on me!

*thinks back to the comment about a lack of good help*

then again....


as with the Lil episode, i find myself with the urge to prostrate myself before my GOD, and...

*shrugs*
ah, what the hey...

*kneels on floor and bows until forehead touches floor*

"That's right, oh mighty one! blame it all on me! Please! No REALLY! Please! i'm bad, BAAAAAAAAaaaad i tell you!"

*thinks: after all, what's an angel for if not to make his deity look good?*

* HE sits at his desk writing out the decree that everything, that has ever happened, that anyone ever considered even remotely 'dodgy', was indeed the senior Archangel's fault... *

- Simply, Absolved.

Hmm Zax it looks like HE has decided you are the PTB for this .
See http://www.h2g2.com/A390430

check the page.. i put a comment.

apparently, that is the only thing that was missing from my job description...
you have my eternal admiration for having put that forth so perfectly!