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Pandora...Born Again Tart Posted Jun 20, 2001
Come on you old fruit...you can do it! 
Just SAY each letter...
M R ducks! M R not. S M R...C D E D B D feet?
L B! M R ducks! 
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Gwennie Posted Jun 21, 2001
Look! I realise it's not even 7.00 a.m. here and that I'm a bit thick, but I still don't get it!
*Starts to wonder whether Pan is winding her up again* 
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Pandora...Born Again Tart Posted Jun 21, 2001
I'll go REAL SLOW for you...
M (them) R (are) ducks! M (them) R (are) not! S (yes) M (them)
R (are)! C (see) D (the) E D (itty-bitty) feet?
LB (I'll be) M (them) R (are) ducks!
ETC. 
got it? (Pan begins to think that Gwennie 'had' 'it' but forgot where she left 'it'!
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Gwennie Posted Jun 21, 2001
Ouch! 
*Bangs her head on her monitor*
Oh I see! *Crosses her fingers behind her back* How clever!
As it happens, I had "it" only a couple of nights ago, but really can't remember where I left it. 
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Pandora...Born Again Tart Posted Jun 22, 2001
...Oh Dear!!!!! 
One Last time...
Just read the words.......skip all the letters.
them are ducks....them are not....yes them are...see the itty-bitty feet? I'll be....them ARE ducks! =M R DUCKS! M R NOT! S M R...C D E D B D FEET?
ETC.
Get it?
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Gwennie Posted Jul 1, 2001
Well, there isn't is there?
*Ducks as she's squashed by a very large finger*
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Pandora...Born Again Tart Posted Jul 1, 2001
There was a fellow who EVERY week would pray & pray to win the Lottery....finally after months & months... during one of his heartfelt prayers...a HUGE voice BOOMED from the sky, "BUY A TICKET DUMMY!"
Then there was that chap who's boat capsized. A man in a small rowboat saw the chap & rowed out to help him. But the man refused, insisting that by the shear power of his Faith, God would save him. Hours went by. A fishing vessle came along side the man. They tossed him a rope, but he refused to grab on!
Still insisting "God will save me!"
Several more hours passed. It was dark & the man was in bad shape. He yelled out to God, "I put ALL my Faith into You...how could You fosake me Lord?!?"
And God answered, "I sent you a rowboat AND a fishing boat...
whart the Hell else do you want from Me?
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Gwennie Posted Jul 1, 2001
And that's supposed to make me feel better is it?
You know Pan, I've often wondered (especially today of my 44th birthday) why, if there is a god, did he invent old age?
Oh, by the way! Thank you so much for sending a pressie for Mair's birthday (it arrived the other day)! 
It is very naughty (but nice) of you to think of Mair and I intend giving it to her with her breakfast on her birthday.
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