h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Well hot and tepid in west africa , thats what usually job as it never seems to slow down as just when you think you ave got the job boxed and ready to go you have to start another one , like today for example started of ok however it went into greater shades of crappness (if hee is such a word?) any how i am co ordinating diving operations today and some people seem to think yo have 20 limbs coming from each and every orifice, as i never like to say no to a job and i always get it done on time, people see to load you up even more. until, well untill you just scream out fr people to just shut up and then take each job on one by one so think about us guys that power along your cars with the oil we pull out of the ground as it a lot dirtier and harder than expected ohhhhh yeh my other knickname is ships cat as i can usually find all the tools i need and no one seems to know how ha ha ha trade secrets