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typolifi Started conversation Feb 18, 2000
Have you considered becoming a minor deity?
There's a page about that.
Still, after a little thinking, I found that it was better not to be a God at all.
I suppose you are (a little) omniscient and have read my Journal Entry about it.
OK I admit all this was to find SOMEONE to read what I write.
YHVH
Jehovsa Posted Feb 20, 2000
Hmm... A minor deity... I've thougt about becoming a supreme being lately, but of course less could do it. If there's free beers involved, I'm in!
YHVH
typolifi Posted Feb 21, 2000
THe main problem with the supreme being job is that there's only one place available, whereas it is very easy to become a Minor deity (you just have to find the mysterious KEPZ) and afterwards, things so easy as getting a beer become meaningless, compared to the ultimate joys brought to you by the Infinite Beach Potential, which allows you to be on every beach in your dimension SIMULTANEOUSLY. (don't say that to bluebottle 
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