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Buff attempts poetry under the influence of insomnia

Post 1

Buff

Ode to the boiling point

Heat conducting, Rising up
Excites, Agitates
Hyperkinetic interaction
Frantic
Molecules begin to break away
Once liquid, Transformed to gas

Aah, the water's done
Now I can have some tea


Buff attempts poetry under the influence of insomnia

Post 2

an apple tree

i wonder, with cold hard consistancy, if water keeps getting hotter once it is boiling
i don't own or have access to a thermometer


Buff attempts poetry under the influence of insomnia

Post 3

Buff

I think that when it gets to a certin temprature, it can't stay liquid any more and becomes steam. Once it's steam, it escapes from the heat source, and begins to cool and condense. (assuming the water is in a teapot or a bathtub. If you bottle it up so it can't get away, the outward pressure of expansion eventually causes whatever it's in to explode. That is how the first steam driven engines worked. They transformed thermal energy (heat) into kinetic energy (movement)by using the pressure from the steam to push the pistons, which pushed something else, and eventually the kinetic energy got to whatever the engine was supposed to run. Steam is technically water though, so I think it can keep getting hotter. Why else would the words super-heated steam exist?
smiley - smiley


Buff attempts poetry under the influence of insomnia

Post 4

an apple tree

well, i've learnt my leason, thank you
(won't do it again)


Buff attempts poetry under the influence of insomnia

Post 5

Buff

sorry...
(embaressed smile)
just couldn't stop myself...


Buff attempts poetry under the influence of insomnia

Post 6

$u$

Pure poetry. And a jolly good cup of tea too.smiley - smiley

Oh, hi apple tree. Nice to see you again.smiley - smiley

~A~


Buff attempts poetry under the influence of insomnia

Post 7

Buff

Wow, people are actually reading my poetry. And apparently liking it. Should I write more?


Buff attempts poetry under the influence of insomnia

Post 8

$u$

Will it be food related? If it's about donuts, I guarantee people will enjoy it!smiley - bigeyes

~A~


Buff attempts poetry under the influence of insomnia

Post 9

Buff

Hmmm...
I can't promise anything, but....
smiley - smiley


Buff attempts poetry under the influence of insomnia

Post 10

an apple tree

why NOT? you have some sort of DISEASE which presents you from making any promises until further anasthetic?


Buff attempts poetry under the influence of insomnia

Post 11

Classic Krissy

*points at tree in a friendly way*

Don't mind her, she's just disease obsessed these days. *gives tree some anasthetic and a rubber duck*

Hi! smiley - smiley


Buff attempts poetry under the influence of insomnia

Post 12

Buff

Doughnuts and ducks
Doughnuts and ducks
Round and frosty, brown and quacking
oh, oh, now my head is aching
Best eat another doughnut, maybe take another duck
Before the anasthetic runs out of luck

(I never said it would make sense, now did I?)
smiley - smileysmiley - smileysmiley - fishsmiley - smileysmiley - smiley


Buff attempts poetry under the influence of insomnia

Post 13

Classic Krissy

No. No you didn't.

*hums a little song in the corner*


Buff attempts poetry under the influence of insomnia

Post 14

Buff

(big stupid grin) smiley - smiley


Buff attempts poetry under the influence of insomnia

Post 15

Classic Krissy

Just HOW did you achieve that mighty smooth shade of yellow, there?


Buff attempts poetry under the influence of insomnia

Post 16

Akasword

Why do I get the feeling that I really don't want to know? smiley - winkeye


Buff attempts poetry under the influence of insomnia

Post 17

Buff

Go look up Buff in a dictionary and all should become clear. (unless it's a really cheap dictionary)

smiley - smiley


Buff attempts poetry under the influence of insomnia

Post 18

Akasword

I am well aware of the true meaning of Buff, however, I hope you don't go out in public in it. smiley - winkeye


Buff attempts poetry under the influence of insomnia

Post 19

Buff

Aaahh, yes.... But....
You don't seem to know the other three definitions in the dictionary.
smiley - smiley


Buff attempts poetry under the influence of insomnia

Post 20

Akasword

actually, there are many, try this: http://www.dictionary.com/cgi-bin/dict.pl?term=Buff


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