h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

cant say ive ever met one!plenty of badgers in these parts though

cup of tea?

Do researchers 780990 or 169793 live near you then? It's just that they both seem to be badgers. That second guy (I say 'guy' but I may be totaly wrong here. It's very hard to tell with badgers) also insists that the squirells are taking over the world, and who better to know but a Badger?

not as far as i know the badger thing started after the spring meet at butlins a few of us went on n it kind of caught on..a bit like the plague

Penguins do not take up as much of my life as my intro might have suggested, although I refuse to rule out the possibility that they may prove to be more important to world security then has previously been suspected.

I'm quite prepared to include badgers, provided they comply with all vaccination requirements for my secret carribean island hideaway*.

* now accepting underground monorail tenders.