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One Cloudy Day...
Posted Jun 1, 2000
Ho hum, im bored.
Come here you little idiot, yes, you.
Recording for today...
What do you mean 'headache'?
Shut up.
Why do people say someone looks like a million dollars as a complement? do they mean to suggest that the person is green and crinkly looking?
You humans are strange.
Ohhh go and take some asprin.
Go on, scadoodle.
Hmm, another saying to research.
Hurraaaaaah something to do.
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Latest reply: Jun 1, 2000
One Strange Day...
Posted May 10, 2000
Alright, Lets begin todays Rant on the strange sayings of humanity.
Accept that some days you are the pidgeon, some the statue.
Lifes like that really.
What do you mean 'whens it your turn to be the statue'?
C'mere you...
(sound of furied running)
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Latest reply: May 10, 2000
another day...
Posted Apr 6, 2000
well then, i hope you enjoyed the time off...
what do you mean 'what time off', i havent been here.
oh id forgotten you had to do that, not injured i hope?
well that wont stop you from recording.
todays thought:
everybody is someone elses wierdo.
but why do they always sit next to me on the bus???
go on, you can finish that job now.
get lost.
i dont care if it hurts, do as you're told.
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Latest reply: Apr 6, 2000
day.....
Posted Mar 3, 2000
There you are, where have you been?
what do you mean 'on holiday'?
no it is not in your contract, you dont have a contract,
what do you mean 'indentured servants union'? since when?
very well.
well, since the time of the idiots departure, i have made a few discovories, but i cant remember them as i could not record them.
hope to remember soon.
note. buy memo pad.
what do you mean 'thats not allowed'?
against union rules?
ohhh, go away.
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Latest reply: Mar 3, 2000
Day 5
Posted Feb 15, 2000
now look here...
If this running away persists i will have to tweak you!
now then, shall we begin?
what do you mean no!
right then, i have noticed that humans tend to do strange things when there is notyhing else to do, mostly dangerous activities that would require the brain cell quotient of an antillean mute gnat to even consider if you were from anywhere else in the galaxy.
The stangest of these is known as 'Bungee-jumping', where you decide to tie a rope around a bodily part and jump from a high place, dependant on the body part thiscould be seen as 'fun', although in some circles it is called 'suicide'
you can get lost now.
NOT LITTERALLY!!!
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Latest reply: Feb 15, 2000
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