h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Day 1

Posted Feb 11, 2000

Ah...There you are, i've been looking all over for you.
Don't look at me like that.
you, are my journal, and as such it is your duty to memorise all that i say about my studies.
No, you cannot have a pen, what would you write on?
Well, true, but you cant really fit many words on that now, can you?
Good.
Ready?
Tough!

so, the first day of my studies went quite well, i spent most of my time looking at families, as i had observed it is generally the young of your species that become bored easily.

Notes: a common way for young to not be bored appears to be 'tidying the bed's room', this bed i have then concluded if it has its own room, and if it is to be cleaned then it must eat, i wonder what?

Mental Note: discover what a bed eats.

End Entry.
Hmmmm? Whats that?
oh yes, you can go.
Your not supposed to repeat that.

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