h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

I have assisted (without researcher 111314's knowledge) annoying things on earth and i belive i have the MOST ANNOYING POSSIBLE!!! follow these simple instructions, and you can become THE MOST ANNOYING PERSON IN THE WORLD!!!

1) Aquire a bucket if dirty, slimy water and a squeege.
2) Stand beside a set of traffic lights.
3) When the lights are red, run up to the first car and smear the windscreen in fetid water so it streaks.
4) Demand money for this 'service'.
5) as the person in the car drives off, make obcene jestures with your squeege and where you think it belongs.

UPSIDE: You sometimes actualy aqire money for doing this, if you are even luckier they will give you the money first so that you leave them alone.
DOWNSIDE: If the driver is 6' 9", they may attempt physical violence for the 'destruction' of thier windscreen.

RESULT: £4.50 and a free ride in an ambulance.

Good work, keep it up. Not the squeegeing, though. Terrible nuisance.