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Story
Posted Nov 16, 2004
Death of frodo
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Bunglesf1nger
So warm, I thought, this spring morning, very unusual I said to myself. Being a hobbit, I always had strange thoughts like these, very strange, us hobbits. I suppose I should start this story, or we could be here a long time.
As always, in the shire, people were going about their daily business, very mundane tasks, that were nevertheless essential. The thing with hobbits is, they never care too much about the things going on in middle earth, and many believe the edge of the shire is the edge of the world, to many, the edge of the universe. One who knew, very, differently was Frodo Baggins. For frodo had been on many an adventure, for it is rumoured that he saved the whole of middle earth many moons ago, although he would never talk about his days as an explorer.
Now we begin to get to the story I promised you, for it is frodo baggins that this story mainly concerns.
Frodo was well known around the shire, if not for rumours of his great adventures, then the strange verse he would often speak. Such quotes would include, and I quote “I wish everyone could see what I have seen, but not experience a single moment.” I, as most, never understood this or many of the other things he said. Even so frodo was very liked in the shire, especially by Sam Gamgee, his most loyal friend.
“Hey Sam, where are you?” I shouted, “If there is a game I really detest, then hide and seek is that game.” Still there was no answer; three hours I’d spent looking for Sam, to no avail. Farmer rodauls crop fields are very large; even so I am starting to think Sam has made his way to the prancing pony for some light refreshment. I decided it was time to make my way down to the prancing pony; I was beginning to feel quite parched. If Sam wasn’t down there, then it was his own fault, I thought, for hiding to well.
To be continued
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tomato
Posted Nov 15, 2004
It was a long, long time ago when men were fried eggs and chickens were left handed dog eaters. which is when this story began, although i can say that the house with no roof is a house indeed.
who decided the world was made of cotton wool, when in fact the cotton buds made the world from fromage frais, the only non-flammable fire starter known to the rabbitcow. if this is only known to the rabbitcow then, how come the mongeraldeer of antiblastfergeise use the stripey toad of death to light the fromage frais house, on the leftside of the rightsides upsy downsy thing.
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