h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

It was a long, long time ago when men were fried eggs and chickens were left handed dog eaters. which is when this story began, although i can say that the house with no roof is a house indeed.
who decided the world was made of cotton wool, when in fact the cotton buds made the world from fromage frais, the only non-flammable fire starter known to the rabbitcow. if this is only known to the rabbitcow then, how come the mongeraldeer of antiblastfergeise use the stripey toad of death to light the fromage frais house, on the leftside of the rightsides upsy downsy thing.

The lord of all that is damp decided that the world was made of cotton wool and the pope who change it to dirt so he could make mud pies and i australia the upsy downsy thing is instaid a downsy upsy thing. baaaamonkey