h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

We'll meet in the year AD1.
Somewhere in the middle?

How about Israel?

You read my mind

Well, my dear, I'll need your help. The Roman infidels have slaughtered the Cristian leader and are holding my dear friend Jacob hostage.

We have to free him at all costs, he has valuable information but I really need your help....

Tell me what to do to help... you saved me, I long to pay you back in some way
*looks anxious on behalf of her Crusader*

First we need to find a scribe to provide us with fake citizenship

Ancient Greek girls aren't taught to write; their parents think its a waste of education. Surely Crusaders learn, though? Or do we have to go search for a sympathetic one?

Alas and alack, I , too, am a poor uneducated Crusader - running from ignomy and shame - we need help as Jacob languishes daily.

Poor Jacob...
But I don't know too many people here.... who to ask?

We need some bread and fish. I know where we can get the fish but the bread

*smiles brightlyish*
there, now there's something I can do. I can bake bread If we can get extra fish we can sell it and buy ingredients to bake bread, or buy bread.

My Dear Andromeda,

Forgive me for my tardiness - I have been in pursuit of fish and have enough for bribes. Let us away....

I was worried about you, my Crusader, alone in this foreign city, but you have the fish. Where are we going?

*Calls out*
Crusader?????
Are you still there?
*looks at Crusader... who seems to have passed out*
*tries not to panic, and then remembers herself.*
*mutters to self*
I am *not* the daughter of a King for *nothing*...
*endeavours to look regal, and catches the eye of a passerby*
*With the aid of said passer by, takes Crusader to a local inn, and ~then~ looses all resolve and starts crying*

*pokes whiskers out discreetly from behind a keg, smiles, and scampers back into hiding*



'Nonnie

*Sees mouse, and relaxes, everything will come out okay*