h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

i shall return to the privacy of my own home in a few minutes - via the supermarket, that is. i am fresh out of mineral water and something to cook for my dinner

What to cook for dinner? The ever returning question
And how to pay for it

today the choice is easy: leftovers from yesterdays joint of beef with gravy, potatoes, peas and carrots

*Invites myself to dinner - in retrospect*

Wellcome back

Did you enjoy?

oh, yes i did

today i will spoil my palate with a heavy spiced tomato sauce with bacon and onions etc on pasta

That meal drags on and on

You are missed



See you soon

well, you see, those were very long spaghettis

and you had to suck them up in slow motion

yup - and now i'm hungry again

New on the menu:


'The 's return'


with


with compliments from the chéf

thanks bbbbuuuuuuUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUURRRRRRRRRRRrrrrrpppppp

You are wellcome

next time better serve that with a desert of sodium bicarbonate

or shift my shopping to the chemist's

upon reading what's in most of our food today you would think that you could actually only buy it at the cemist's

True

This is too depressing. 'Let's put a new coat of paint on this lonesome ol' town'

You have one guess.

red?

Close

A hint: .................................................s

but i only had one guess

please tell me?