h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

My alarm always wakes me up.

I've come to loath the cheerful little tune...

awwwww

here's a little to cheer you up

i wonder if they ever thought of making an -smiley

i would be surprised if they did

That would be cool, but they still need to make a smiley and a smiley first.

maybe they could even make a smiley with noise?

why not? the made these:

Yes, but that could get annoying.

Especially if someone posts a noisy smiley in a thread you post to often.

could be worse. could be a smelly smiley

you can always turn off your loudspeakers

but not your nose

Bleh! could you imagine the smell of !

don't smell. they have no noses

They also don't blink, since they lack eyelids.

so what do they actually do

what is their purpose in life?

some of them have magnificent colours, but they live in the great depths, where there is no light, so nobody is able to see them

what strange planet i have landed on

you can eat them.

Fried is very !!!

yes - and a great excuse for drinking

if you ever need an excuse. i don't

Why would you ever need an excuse?

That's just silly

hm, yeah, now that you mention it

The best state to be is a drunken one

well now that depends

there are times and places where you would prefer to be tipsy or even sober than plain drunk

True - and don't forget the

indeed

let me your away, bel