h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Maybe not argue, but...disagree.

With things I say.

There you go then, everyone has their disagreement of opinion...

Say something now and i reckon i'll agree.

Jason Bourne would kick Jack Bauer's ass.

Lady, you're dead meat.

You agree then.

I agree you only said it to irk me and picked something we had previously disagreed on and made me want to rip your head from spindly neck, yes!

Spindly?

Well that's just mean.

Would chunky have made you feel better?!

It wasnt an insult!

I disagree.

Bravo, Lady, bravo.

*bows*

What you doing with yourself tonight then?

Not sure, hopefully out and about in the usual haunts, depends how i feel when i wake up later. What about you, your usual Thursday jaunt, or do you not jaunt on Thursdays?

I gym not jaunt, we have some friends staying over at the weekend, going Ice skating and Alton Towers. So saving for that.

I'll be tucked up in bed by 8 with sore muscles and SATC on the tellybox.

Rawk n rawl.

Im gonna be in bed by 1, so i win. And no doubt i'll just stay there all day watching tennis and eating some form of takeaway unless i can be bothered to cook.

Alton towers eh, bring me back a doughnut.

I'll try...

You win. But I'm on it like a Car bonnet(ahem) all weekend so have to prepare.

Put it in the post.

On a car bonnet, not too soon after you've parked though or if it's a hot day, but yeh.

Will it be a huge problem if it has been partially licked?

Of course.

They do KFC at Alton Towers too...

Lady, you aint even gonna go on any rides are ya? You'll be in KFC harrassing the staff for more zinger tower burgers.

Gimme your ticket!