h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Ah yesssssssss, no idea on how to fix your spaceship, sorry. I can tell you how to make a great sandwich though.....oh, sorry, a 'sandwich' has nothing to do with sand, or witches for that matter, in fact, we humans eat them on a regular basis.~puts on a patronising and condescending tone~
Sandwiches consist of a 'filling' (the thing you put inside, for example some people have Prawns; a sea-food, with mayonnaise (if made properly mayonnaise consists of egg yolks; the yellow part of an egg, usually a chicken egg, and olive oil).)
Where was I ........ oh, right..... this 'filling' is placed on to what we call a 'slice' of what we call 'bread'....another 'slice' of 'bread' is then placed on top of the 'filling' so that the 'filling ' is BETWEEN the 'slice'es of 'bread'........
Um, anyway, enjoy your stay here, if you want my recipe for a great sandwich then ask nicely.....
You can check out my user page and find out more about the sort of people who inhabit h2g2 and what the courting rituals of this planet are (admittedly the journal entry depicting these is based entirely on my own experience........).You can get to my page by clicking on the, what we call a, 'Link' that follows: http://www.h2g2.com/A104662.
Bye,
Doughnut
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Those witches of sand sound intrigueing...(burp)...I guess I should'nt have added garlic to the brew.(Or was that the beer?)
Anyway, Thanks for wellcomeing me to dirt...er... Earth. (I will figure out how to add those smiley faces later)
Here is something to consider...Do flatulating milk-producers in truth really affect the ozone layer? If so...Will the planet mud...oh...I mean Earth's athmosphere explode???
U.M.

Smileys......tap in these, WITHOUT spaces between the characters.

: - ) =
; - ) =
: - ( =
8 - ) =
> < > =

Enjoy the ride!!!

NM

Grrrrrrrrrrrr. NM, I was just about to tell him how to do them.....Rain on my parade, why don't you?! cheeky
No hard feelings though, at least he knows now....
I expect to see at least one 'illustration' in each of your postings from now on U.M.,you got it?!?
Right, anyway, bye bye,
Doughnut
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Sorry. It's just nice when I can help witghout destroying a forum......kinda happens that way for me a lot, 'ya know!LOL

NM

more 's, 's and 's, less of the 's, ok?!?!?!
LOL anyhow
Biiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiig Hugglehugglehug
Doughnut
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Thanks!....I feel all warm and fuzzy now!!!


NM

Goody goody gumdrops....
Doughnut
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BTW, how did you get that cool face at the top of your page???? Luv it to pieces.
D
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The "tounge" smilie came from www.www2h2g2.com .I've tried to get back to it to be sure of the URL, but it won't let me in! I'll keep you posted!

NM

hello again P.W.W.B.J.T.G.M.D.D.T.C.T.F.A.T.E.O.J.S......
Wow... that was a mouthful...thank god for abbreviations
As hopefully you can tell, my and are now functional. I want to appoligize for not replying. I was on an unexpected trip to Uranus,(what a gas)...due to the fact that my computer crashed.
Now not only my spaceship and computer have crashed, perhaps my sanity as well
Be well my little friend on the watery planet...who munches donuts with spice...with the amphibian in January...
Universal Mote

OOps!!! You have to put the - between the : and the )or(! It takes a bit of getting use to! It's a great way to spot fellow researchers elsewhere on the web.......

Sorry to hear about your 'puter, but as you can see, we tried to keep your page warm for you while you were away..welcome back!

NM