h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

I really need some new pics to go up... I don't look the same person with the beard... But can I afford a scanner? No.
I suppose i'll just have to ask Mr Hazmandoo to scan some in... although most of the photo's taken of me involve me dancing with my shirt undone... I don't want to be thrown off h2g2....

You could borrow mine........but it's a long way to come for a scanner....

BTW....am i the *only* person who ever replies to your journal???

I'm not a stalker...honestly.....you know that.......don't you...?

You are one person I haven't seemed to have scared off yet... hmm... Strange really... *Clicks fingers*
Aha! got it!
*mumbling: Miiisssterrrr sooooaaaackkkkk, wheeeerrrree arre yoooou?*

*tries to look as brave as possible*

Mr Sock doesn't scare me..............sort of.......quite....................

He would if I wore him somewhere other than my hands....
And I still don't have the pics... Phil said he'd scan some in... git... haven't seen him for ages...

Oh yes.....you're right there..*then* he'd scare me..

and whilst you've not seen Phil for ages....my scanner can't be used on my computer because it doesn't have enough stupid serial ports for it.....*grumbles*...