h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

It's not funnel webs under the toilet seat it's red-backs!

Being bitten on the bum by a red-back used to be a way to find out who your friends are - though we don't do the "sucking the poison out" thing any more, and we now have indoor loos

Snow? Don't have any of that where I live In fact, the only time I've ever seen snow is when they trucked in a pile and spread it on the lawn near the beach where I live for a promotion for a new ski place in the Snowy Mountains. I must say I wasn't impressed by it, mostly because I worked out that if there was snow on the ground I would have to wear shoes

Hi Feisor, An interesting thought about finding out who your best mates are! No poisonous spiders over here just one poisonous snake, the adder...sounds very brainy!!

Oh, I don't know ... all of our creepy-crawlies are multipliers

...at the moment, all our creepycrawlies will be putting their thermal underwear on! . Have a good weekend