h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

or not as the case may be

yep, actually the cover was cool it was the name that put me off, I thought it would be like a guide on how to get men

yep the boss is laura, this was just the end of the conversation we'd been talking about her making him go places.

I wouldn't want to tell people what to do, we're all equal, I shouldn't be able to tell someone what to do just because I'm going out with them. that wouldn't be right

ach well this creep deserved it, he's mucked me around and doesn't even realise how much he's hurt me and then he comes online and gloats about his prefect weekend and great girlfriend and how god damn happy he was, I felt like screaming and just decided to say what I thought when he said that.

it's not actually like I said "you're a spineless creep who's hurt me and you deserve to have a large bulldog clip attatched to your genitals"

I don't go around being like normally and if I do it's as a joke and people would know that, this one I think was called for

You mean you didn't read the 'blurb' on the back?

He seems to be under the thumb, somewhat...



I just hope I'm not near you when you've got some bulldog clips handy then...

put it away J or I'll have to deal with it myself

No I did but it wasn't exactly very clear about what the book was about.

yep it's just sad



auw!don't worry sweetheart, I could never inflict something like that on you, there are only a couple of people in this worl I think deserve that and I still wouldn't...no bull dog clip small enough

Meaning what, exactly?

Ah... you should have had a flick through it then, see what it's really about!



Put your claws away madam! So harsh... but probably quite fair

what do you think



claws are away, I'm not gonna be horrible to him unless it's desperatly needed, then I'll bitch slap him.

hehe was funny was play fighting with Grant in the common room because I wrote on the - already heavily grafitied - door that "Grant is a numpty" after he wrote something about me, was funny

Well I didn't quite know what to think... that's why I asked



Naughty girl, putting graffiti all over the place... Is what he wrote repeatable?

well i dunno either



hey hey it was already grafitied and it is repeatable and it wasn't anything nasty but I call Grant a numpty all the time and it was just a laugh.

So how were you going to know what to do when you did it?



That's no excuse... You should be setting an example to everyone else! And I don't mean a bad example either...

I dunno, I thought you'd know



I did, I only grafitied after they set a bad example for me:_P

But I still don't know what it is that you don't know how to do!



You call that setting an example... Are you a ?

you could show me



No but I have to leave my mark on the school somehow

Show you what? You still haven't told me!!!



There must be better ways of doing that than graffiti though...

I dunno you think of something



probably but it's not like next years class isn't gonna paint over it all.

Like what?



So it's only going to be temporary...

I dunno you decide



aye, each year decorates it after the last last years lot grafitied every single wall there was, we've only grafitied the pin board, door and radiator

Ok then... I'll show you... a piece of paper



Ah well, at least it means the scenery changes from time to time

aye not that I'd get to see

Ok, how about... a piece of paper, with something written on it?



What, you mean you're not going to hang around there for the next however-many years?

what you gonna write on it



no I'm not one of THOSE sad acts

You have to be awkward, don't you?



I'm glad to hear it sweetie!