Who I Am and What I'm All About
My, all sorts of pretentious, that, isn't it? Okay, Who I Am. A guy, you know, like any other, but different. Sometimes I'm happy, sometimes I'm sad, sometimes I'm bored, sometimes I'm mad. Most of the time I'm either bored or happy, but that gets boring so I get mad and that makes me happy and then I get bored again. When I say mad,I don't mean angry, so all those out there who might have felt I was a pot ready to boil over, I'm not. I just told you I'm a guy, I'm not a pot. Really. I am staying currently in a town called Bowling Green, in a wonderful little state called Ohio in the loose collection of independent states called America, or the United States of America, or the United States, or the USA, or the US. Or as it is also known by some as that sodding place where all the pretentious people with boob jobs live. Sorry to get off on a tangent here but the boob jobs here are amazing. I have been on this planet for 32 years so far, though the earlier ones are slightly hazy, and I'm sure the boob jobs were not as plentiful or spectacular then. Hmm, seems I've gotten back to the boob jobs again, haven't I? Well what with the proliferation of Pam Andersons on this planet it's getting downright distracting. Every time I turn around I see another one. And it seems that just about everyone looking at this Internet thingie are fascinated by them as well, so I don't feel so all alone.
Oh yes, What I'm All About. Um, I'm not sure, let me get back to you on that, okay?
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