Why computers are not funny.
Why computers are not funny.
1. Computers are not funny, this is because they don’t hang around with my friend Eustace.
2. You can play games on a computer but only as long as you have small feet and don’t taste of oxygen.
3. Computers have keyboards so that stupid people with giant fingers can’t use them.
4. They cost money unless you steal them from work.
5. Computers eat electricity, when they are finished eating they digest the electricity and have a good s**t, this is called Microsoft.
6. Do not eat Microsoft.
7. Computers are in offices all over the world but you will never see them driving to work, why ?
8. Scientists use computers to make technology and stuff about space, this is because they are b******s and computers are afraid of their big black stick.
9. All computers use a processor, amateurcessors were not a big success.
10. No matter what anyone tells you a computer will not get horny if you download pictures of Motherboards. This is because no one like seeing their mother naked unless they are French.
11. Some computers are French, but they all look like naked handbags and can only run programs which have stupid words.
12. A program is a set of instructions, you are f**ked if they are written in Japanese. No one can read Japanese, not even the Japanese who are having a good laugh about it all.
13. Looking at a computer screen too long will damage your eyes, especially if you rub acid in them.
14. I have a computer called Bob, he does not swim.
15. Women do not understand computers, this is because they cannot see their shoes.
16. Big computers are called mainframes, they have no keyboards so that only people with giant heads can use them for strange and evil purposes like telling jokes about the weather.
17. Computers have their own language but they do not have a country. This will change when they make the giant robots and decide to own everything, even rubber.
18. It is rumoured that computers have no souls, which is stupid because they don’t even have feet. Some have wheels. They terrify me.
19. Computers use boards to work. So where are all the wooden computers ?
20. I can’t think of any thing else so I will ask my computer……
“Gnnnnnng, 10101010101, whirrrrrrrr, potato and aluminium, 100010010101001, four”
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