Formerly Frances of the Alpacas

My name is Frances. That's ces(s), as in pit, and not cis as in that's a man. Sorry, am I being picky? Ask all those Lesleys/Leslies out there.

Claims to fame: I own three alpacas (strange, amazingly unintelligent but incredibly beautiful relatives of the camel) by the names of Victa, Briggs and Stratton - yes, they are primarily employed as lawn mowers. I live in the most beautiful village in the world and will take on all-comers to prove it.

So far, I haven't contributed anything constructive to the H2G2 world, but that's about to change.

Watch this space

PS: My son, Benedict, is currently chilling out in India where he went for a couple of months 9 months ago, as part of a very extended round the world trip by bicycle. To catch up on his adventures, see his website" > />
To catch up on my adventures, you'll have to wait until I get my own website to contain anything more interesting than the words ... under construction.

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