h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Sorry, I nearly always forget to use people's 'tags'...

...but I'm afraid it does rather go with the job description...

Mind you, it doesn't half scare humanity when I say 'Hi' whilst their walking down the highstreet...

So, how are things ?

Still trying to be good...

- Simply, High Spirited.

Hi God,

It's wonderful to hear from you. You always know when one of your children need reassurance. I'm being very good. Better than I would have given myself credit for a little while ago. I've still got your bottle with me. I sneak a whiff when I feel the need. It's very comforting. I am still spreading the Good Word and the love vibe thing. I think there's a real progress being made. I certainly feel the love around here. Is there something I could do to lessen your load? It must be tiring sometimes, even for You.

Love,

Ali*

* Sighs... *

Yes, it is quite demanding running the Universe, but at least I some people like you make it worthwhile...

Infact, The Archangel Zax is going to be in charge of Heaven whilst I'm away on MY Post-Millennium Sabbatical...

BTW you could have powered that hot air balloon by simply taking the cap off the flask...!!!

- Simply, High Spirited.

I'll remember that for future expeditions.

It's good to see that You have got such reliable help, so that You can take a well-earned rest. I visited the Angel party on the weekend and it was very spirit-ual. I'm going back there soon. You certainly have a lot of patron saints. Is it hard to become one?

Ali*, your ever-ready child.

hiya alicat! sorry, but it seems as tho GOD has already run off on his little vacation! To answer your question, however, it is simplicity in itself to become a saint- especially for someone of YOUR sterling quialifications! (anyone that brings their own sixpack to the party MUST be angel material!) just click the link below, and let us know that that's what you'd like! maybe throw in an idea for a patronage while you're at it, and the ceremony will be forthcomming!! :-) http://www.h2g2.com/F37639?thread=62310 really, we'd love to have you!

Thank you, Zax. It is very kind of You to take over so that God A. could slip away for a well-deserved rest. It must be a daunting task. One that I'm sure You are up to. I will check out the link. I would like to be of some special service during my stay on planet Earth. I love the work You are all doing and I would love to help out. Not to mention the fabulous parties You have.

Your humble servant,

Ali*

I love wings and halos, too.

I know HE is bumbling about somewhere...

Apparently, the Kareoke Championships at Las Vegas didn't go that well...

The judges said his 'Frank Sinatra' was the 'best Jerry Lewis impersonation they had ever seen...'

M.K*

LOL. Hi Matthew. It's my pleasure to make your aquaintance.

Ali*

* He proffers a hand, although he gets a sudden attack of Deja Vu... *

Hello !!!

* He looks down as Ali makes an 'acquaintance' for him, although it does sound rather like a Greek antiquity... *

Jolly Good !!! I've always wanted one of those 'acquaintance' thing-amme-jigs...

M.K*

Hello Again, Matthew,

Have we met before?

Ali*

Huh ???

I thought you were one of the newbies...

BTW Close but no cigar, because I knew you were going to say that...

Although, I could have just dreamed it the first time around...???

Huh ???

???

Where's my analyst ???

M ? . K ? ???

Now you've really got me confused. Time for my psycho-doc? Help.

LOL!



hey mk!! missed ya!

I was at his homepage, and I'm still confused. When he said that he and God didn't see eye to eye, I was atraid he was the devil. Can I have another hint, I'm very slow. Doh!

How are you, Zax? I'm off to the party for a dance.

Ali*

hint: didja ever read the book titled "Cybil"?

that's it.. no more! lol!

Hi Zax,

"Cybil"? No, I've never read it. Is that about the woman with multiple personalities?

Ali*

* M.K points at Zax... *

Don't believe a word he says !!!

It's simply that some parts of my personality don't get along that's all...

M.K* - Just Carpet Bombing Reality (as usual)

Is that why you don't get along with God? He's back now.

Matthew Who ???

- Simply, High Spirited.

Well, he certainly is an enigma to me.