One Small Step For Lemming.... And Some other stuff.
This is brought to you by the Lemming the Lemming Take Over the World initiative. Soon, Lemming kind will rise against you, ready to strike against your armies. Shortly after, Jellybabies will come to life and join the campaign. If you do not wish to be disintergrated or destroyed in some other way, submit to Lemming kind. If you do so, you will be spared and allowed to live. The World under Lemming control will be... very nice. (Is that alright, Prof? You don't think it should be a bit more... evil? No? Good. That'll do, then.) Subit to me, humans! MWAHAHAHA! Oh, for the... sorry about this, humans the damned Lemon Master is trying to kill me again. This is always happening. He has nothing else to do, pore thing. I mean, he may be practically a god, but that dosen't mean he should be allowed to smite anything he wants. He's only god of lemons anyway. Did you know all fruits have a Master except peaches. No-one knows why. Maybe peaches are atheists. Oh, well. The threat still stands. Submit to me or be crushed by a beach thank to The Button. Which is big and red. That is all.
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