h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Hello friend Albert, I like you, is that ok?

WbB

Hi Albert! Have WbB invite you to Greebo's Crimbo Party. I think you'll have a blast! But don't chase Greebo, she's a good kitty.

If you have any questions about H2G2 - even though you seem to have gotten the hang of everything already - stop by the ACEs' home page: http://www.h2g2.com/A214796 . Answers other than 42 abound there. Enjoy yourself!

Doh.. sorry about that... where are my manners???

Come along to Greebo's Crimbo Party... follow the link...
http://www.h2g2.com/A231760

Beware though, they make you wear silly hats, and keep kissing you under the mistletoe...


WbB

Thanks for reminding me!

*kisses both Albert & WbB on the noses and runs off for a refill on her chocolate shake*

GRRRRRRrrrrrrr... caught again!!!... Have a good christmas, Albert and Gw7en, and everyone else I know... Which is not many actually... hmmm...


WbB

Sorry about my bad manners in not replying very quickly...

Thank you Wilson Brown Bear. I like you too.

I guess that makes us friends

Woof! Woof! I like H2G2 already!

Thanks for the welcome, Gw7en.

A very Merry Christmas to my friends Wilson and Gw7en!

Grrr... my other half Wendy caught me kissing people on h2g2 and now won't talk to me!!!

WbB

I'm sorry to have gotten you in trouble, WbB! Just tell Wendy that we're mostly harmless and mean nothing more by this than the fact that she has a very nice other half.

Hope everyone had a wonderful Christmas and have a lovely New Year as well!

*gives Albert another peck, waves to WbB and rushes off to spread more holiday cheer*

It's ok Gw7en, I am always in trouble for something or other...

WbB

Hello Wilson Brown Bear! I am back! And I... ooh! A bone!

*makes a mad dash for the bone trying to beat everybody else, until he realises that nobody else is trying to get it...*

Woof! Woof!

Well, not in this forum conversation anyway!

At least not so far... but this is H2G2... ANYTHING could happen !!! !!!

Have a ...but don't choke on the bones!

Ossario T'an
:^)#

Welcome back, Albert! Hope your holidays were wonderful.

Thanks for the fish! I like fish! I know it's supposed to be cats who like fish, but I am a slightly weird dog...

Thanks Gwen! My holidays were wonderful! Apart from the fact that now I have a bone to pick with Roasted Amoeba for not letting my use h2g2 more...

But then, me having bones to pick is not an unusual occurrence...

Hello Albert, my bestest friend in the whole of H2G2, did you know my other half Wendy has run off with Scruff the Scruffy Dog with the Big You Know What!!!

I am very upset... I am glad you are here to cheer me up... Grrrr

WbB

That is awful news, Wilson! I will do my very bestest to cheer you up... I know, I have my favourite bone here... shall I give it to you? On the other hand, teddy bears probably don't like bones...

I shall now go and say something nasty to Scruff the Scruffy Dog for being so horrible.


Albert

Thankyou Albert, what more could I ask for in a friend???

WbB

I don't know... but I know what I would ask for...

Bones.

Lots of bones.

Er, pardon me for being curious, Albert - but what exactly is a Teddy-dog

It's quite simple really...

I am a cross between a teddy bear and a dog. Like, you know, a stuffed animal...

Thank you. I should have guessed!