h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

I see you've not been properly captu--erm.. welcomed to h2g2 as yet. Well, I'm here to remedy that situation!

*tips a teeny tophat* Salutations! Welcome to Earth's Edition of the Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy!

Since I followed you from threads unknown, I see you're finding your way around okay so far. I'd just like to remind you of a few things, or direct your attention to what you may not have seen...

Like the "don't panic" button, located at the top of every page.

Our community newspaper, published weekly on Mondays (with the possible exception of January 3, since at least half the editors and reporters will probably be either intoxicated or hung over):

http://www.h2g2.com/u54963

Bruce's GuideML Clinic, to help you out with any questions on h2g2's version of XML (extended markup language):

http://www.h2g2.com/a187229

We hope your stay is a long, productive one, and look forward to reading your soon-to-be numerous articles.

'Nonnie