h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

How could it be misinterpreted sister dear? It's very obvious!

I love it when you call me 'older'... that couple of minutes makes all the difference with twins! I get all the seniority and the superiority over my baby sister... not that I like to bring it up, as you usually start throwing yourself on the floor and having tantrums...

and only a lollipop cures them.

Would you like a lolly to suck on now dear?

Lollipop!!

*Sid once again stirrs*

As for the tantrums and falling on the floor, I fear you are mistaking me with Venus in Blue - she is the one who has the tantrums that can only be cured by the lollipops - I prefer cornettos.
It's a shame you're not allowed to have any ice-creams, what with your diet and all... I always told you to watch your waste and not eat more than 3 bars of chocolate between meals, but no, you insisted...

I don't need to watch my waist...Sid kindly does that for me. *nudges Sid and whispers* My waist is a little lower dear.

And I certainly haven't been eating your chocolate, although I do wish you would cut back as it always bring you out in that nasty rash.

It is nice that we can worry over each other without bickering though isn't it? Whatever happened to ViB anyway? You two were always so close.

Vicki xx

*Just to please Venus, Sid moves his hands a little lower*

is that low enough sweety? .....

Yes, I can see how well you and Sid are getting on.
As for my rash, well, you know that it always comes out in that cute little red-heart shape, that everyone finds so irrisistable. It doesn't hurt me, so why not?

As for ViB, and indeed Venus in Furs, Spirit and Flares, sadly our sisters all ran off to see with sailours, and I haven't seen them since.

*Sidney puts on his best crisp white sailor suit and dances a merry sailors jig!*

Well, you always were a little rash, sister dear.

What did they run off to see?

And I must have missed Spirit. That's the problem with having such a large family. I can't even remember the last time Cupid dropped us a few lines.

Nice outfit Sid, but I preferred the flares.

Vic xx

I thought that you, my dear, older, sister would be a lot wiser as to what our sisters went to see of the sailours
You can see most of the Venii from the NAVAL page, and I suspect that it was NAVAL that chased them all off. Sorry sailors.
As for Venus in Spirit, I heard she was very fond of Peregrins.

I'm quite fond of PeriGrins myself!

And sadly, I think NAVAL had little to do with the demise of some incarnations, despite the conceited view of...well, I needn't name names. The problem was a lack of insincerity to begin with.

Venus In Consolable

Resistance mabe useless, but resistance is all I have to go on!

I did not think that the lack of insincerity really was the trouble, do you?
Resistance, though, can be both good and bad.

(Not really saying anything)