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Resistance is useless!
Sidney Kidney, AKA Gruby Ben, friend of Dirty Den Posted Apr 10, 2000
Oh what it is to feel loved and wanted!!
Now about that sweater.... how tight is tight?
Vee neck?
Oww you got me going now!!! 
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Venus In Cornflowers Posted Apr 10, 2000
Oh Sidney...
*Venus rushes into Sidney's arms, a black lace veil covering her tear-streaked face*
Resistance is useless!
Sidney Kidney, AKA Gruby Ben, friend of Dirty Den Posted Apr 10, 2000
*Sid embraces Venus warmly, holding her close to comfort her*
What ever is the matter my Venus?
What ever has happened?
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Venus In Cornflowers Posted Apr 10, 2000
Haven't you heard Sidney?
*Venus can say no more. She hands her copy of The Guide to Sidney, and breaks down again*
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Sidney Kidney, AKA Gruby Ben, friend of Dirty Den Posted Apr 10, 2000
*Sid mops up the tear stained cheeks of venus with a crisp white hankie*
There there Venus....we all gotta go sometime...
Don't be sad...
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Venus In Cornflowers Posted Apr 10, 2000
The loss of a human life is always upsetting, but today feels like something has changed forever. 
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Sidney Kidney, AKA Gruby Ben, friend of Dirty Den Posted Apr 10, 2000
Well thats because it has... but wouldn't you rather pass away knowing that you would be missed, that you had in some way made a difference.
Much rather that than slipping away and know one cares...
*Sid grips Venus's hand*
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Venus In Cornflowers Posted Apr 10, 2000
Perhaps it's just the shock of coping with the realisation that some good things must come to an end.
To have played a part in the bringing together of us here, and to be fondly remembered is special indeed.
But I am still terribly sad.
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Sidney Kidney, AKA Gruby Ben, friend of Dirty Den Posted Apr 10, 2000
What a beuatiful thought.... without him, there would be no you and me!!
Ahh that so special...
I'll go to bed with that one thought for comfort from the cold...
Resistance is useless!
Venus In Cornflowers Posted Apr 10, 2000
Sweet dreams Sidney. Mind if I snuggle up next to you? I don't feel like being alone tonight.
Resistance is useless!
Sidney Kidney, AKA Gruby Ben, friend of Dirty Den Posted Apr 11, 2000
*Sidney plumps his pillow!!!*
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Venus in Fly-Trap Posted Apr 11, 2000
Thankyou for letting me borrow it, sister, I always knew that it would fit.
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Venus In Cornflowers Posted Apr 15, 2000
A bit baggy in some places my dear, but it seems to be a very snug fit around your waist.
*beckons Vift closer and whispers* There seems to be some hairs poking through the top of the v-neck. Would you like to borrow some wax my dear sister?
Thankyou for sharing your pillow with me Sidney. So sweet of you.
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J'au-æmne Posted Apr 15, 2000
(good to see you're back in Cornflowers, Vicky)
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Sidney Kidney, AKA Gruby Ben, friend of Dirty Den Posted Apr 15, 2000
*Sid sits bolt upright!*
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Venus in Fly-Trap Posted Apr 15, 2000
Wax??? Hmmm.... well, maybe... So long as it isn't ear wax. 
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Venus In Cornflowers Posted May 2, 2000
Would you like some help applying it... and removing it Vift? Your loving sister is always willing to oblige.
Are you alright Sidney? You look very stiff there like that.
And thankyou Joanna. Black is such a sorrowful colour.
Vicki x
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Venus in Fly-Trap Posted May 3, 2000
I'm always grateful of help from my older and wiser sister, so thankyou for your kind offer.
I was thinking about doing something with my hair - what do you recommend?
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Sidney Kidney, AKA Gruby Ben, friend of Dirty Den Posted May 3, 2000
*Sid is embarrassed at exposing his stiffness to the eyes of Venus*
Sorry....I....I.....I didn't mean that to happen....I don't know what came over me.....
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Venus in Fly-Trap Posted May 3, 2000
*Too innocent to misinterpret the last remark*
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