h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

I've tasteand there's no rich ones within miles so I'll be staying "single"

I can't believe there aren't any nice Yorkshire belles in your neighbourhood...

might be! for normal men takes a gud'un to put up with me, so very limited

You need somebody special. I get it.

been alone now (no partner) 22 yr this Oct 23rd - it's life

33 yr single9 yr married and now 22yr single guess which I'm good at

Ah, but you have many friends.

Now, Elektra says to tell you good night - I've been reading this to her, and she's got a good laugh, too - and sleep tight.

See you later!

as I say to many

I'm happy IN company, but I'm also happy IN my own company

and if friends are classed as riches THEN I am one of the richest men in the world


I promise to keep Elektra ING

http://www.sillyjokes.co.uk/arserace
if nothing on tv - have a bet

http://www.selfcontrolfreak.com/slaan.html
use your mouse pointer to touch his nose

Try this one:

http://www.cubo.cc/creepygirl/

she's nice

Did you watch her eyes follow your cursor around?

and I thought see was watching me

Also, you're weird.

That image is used to demonstrate how robots and such can look creepy...you're SUPPOSED to find it 'uncanny' or disturbing...

if it was based on a real face, I could fall in love with her (if she was rich)

http://www.infinitecat.com/games/cat-bowling.html

for Halloween

Too hard for me.

Elektra might like it right now - she's just been having Words with one of the cats.

He's really loud, and he's been annoying her.

wow! cats are their own boss and Elektra is theirs battle on

She's laughing now. I got 46 points.

bet you dared shout