h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

I'm lower than a snakes belly as it is

I hear you.

yah can't get any lower than the dog shelf(the floor)the only way is up then

it's just taking a little time though

Well, a bit of a clean once in a while doesn't hurt.

I showered today (AND USED SOAP) I'm not scared of water - just soap

Then you were brave.

with soap - oh yes!

my granddads old sayingwhere's there's muck! there's brass

I ain't got the money yet, but why change habit of a lifetime

well! I'll be blowed for some unknown reason ? my pc will not recognise the printer now worked t'other day ?

another to sort out tomorrow

If it's not one thing, it's another.

I'm off now, supper's on its way.

Take care, and don't do anything rash, like take another bath!

pc = windows = sledgehammer

a (city/town)variation term that is local to many parts of the country is "a Manchester screwdriver"
to me though, a sledgehammer is still a sledgehammer

Speaking of Manchester, did you read about Pastey's news?

got the printer running again

Pastey ? no, on "the Post" ?

Good. No. In his journal. http://www.h2g2.com/dna/h2g2/brunel/F12528?thread=8314372

buggritbuggrit...the link thingy does not work...

Look up U45177 and go to the most recent journal entry.

2 mins or so

brewery ?


no good! that's beer etc - it's a distillery I want

Tell him. Maybe he'll try that next.

nah! he's from t'other side of the Pennines
My Yorkshire distillery (when dreams come true) will make a whisky that really does blow your cap off ha! 40% proof will be nothing compared to ours