h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Sunny and cool here, with showers of work!

Ho hum! heavy rain due maybe late tonight early tomorrow ? so! nowt new there

Stil nice here.

I ain't budging until Monday morning, so it can do what it wants

We got hot just walking to the barber shop. The town is so quiet on Saturday afternoons...

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I have one of thesecost saving as I've not a lot of hairI use it twice per year

This one is a pretty old place - and it has a stuffed deer head on the back wall.

settee and sofa in the corner ? and 2 permanent old guys chewing the fat as they say
they are the places that are few and far between now a days

No sofa, just old plastic-covered chrome armchairs, but you've got it. Hole in the wall.

Staffed by skinny, friendly young women, and patronised by me, Elektra, and a bunch of white-haired guys in John Deere caps.

"friendly young women" I'm not jealous

They're nice, and probably got stuck working on Saturday afternoons because like I said, the town was dead as a doornail.

There were two women chatting in another shop. No cars on the street. It was like that 'Twilight Zone' episode, only peaceful...

wow! a quiet town in America almost unheard of
were too small a country to have a quiet town/s

Yeah, too many people per square inch, I think.

We have figured out why our garden's getting eaten. And have Taken Steps. <winkeye.

It's deer - they come down the street at night. So Elektra sprayed deer repellent on all the bushes, trees, and plants. Some chemist in the Poconos came up with the formula.

Pennsylvania is overrun with the beasts. But we're a block from Main Street - and we have deer infestation.

venison on the menu eh!

Frequently.

My sister's probably still got some in the freezer, they always used to have one a year. Bro in law, hunting licence, permit=one deer. Used to be the cheapest meat you could get for six dollars and the cost of a bullet.

You can tell we're all descended from 'woodsies', right?

Oops! Elektra's got supper ready.

No venison - ham sandwiches and tater tots. We're a disgrace to our ancestors.

Take it easy, see you later!

last year where my mam lives, there was a car pulled up and 2 "youths" got out - there was a bang of sorts and one run into some trees and then made off in the car - foreigners shooting one of the wild pigeons

enjoy


later

suns out ( ? for now) and I'm away to defrost the freezeroh work work work! how do I put up with this gruelling life