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Dmitri Gheorgheni, Post Editor

smiley - yikes I heard there was a murderer loose in Huddersfield.

Be careful...smiley - handcuffs


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Prof Animal Chaos.C.E.O..err! C.E.Idiot of H2G2 Fools Guild (Official).... A recipient of S.F.L and S.S.J.A.D.D...plus...S.N.A.F.U.

How remiss of me, my apologies for not replying Dmitri

http://www.jstott.me.uk/gmapsgeotools/distancefinder.php

luckily, Huddersfield is 27 mile away from where I am - Pontefractsmiley - smileyso far, we only have nutters etc, no murderers yetsmiley - ermsmiley - ermsmiley - erm


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Dmitri Gheorgheni, Post Editor

smiley - rofl Just nutters, eh? That's good to know. I've heard of that Pontefract some way...


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Prof Animal Chaos.C.E.O..err! C.E.Idiot of H2G2 Fools Guild (Official).... A recipient of S.F.L and S.S.J.A.D.D...plus...S.N.A.F.U.

oh yus! we have more that our fair sharesmiley - laughand it takes the edge off us real onessmiley - winkeye(well! me anyway)


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Prof Animal Chaos.C.E.O..err! C.E.Idiot of H2G2 Fools Guild (Official).... A recipient of S.F.L and S.S.J.A.D.D...plus...S.N.A.F.U.

http://www.pontefractus.co.uk/

local paper
http://www.pontefractandcastlefordexpress.co.uk/


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Dmitri Gheorgheni, Post Editor

Sounds like a cool place.smiley - biggrin

Did the broken bridge ever get fixed? Or is it waiting on a Council meeting?smiley - bigeyes


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Prof Animal Chaos.C.E.O..err! C.E.Idiot of H2G2 Fools Guild (Official).... A recipient of S.F.L and S.S.J.A.D.D...plus...S.N.A.F.U.

someone kept nicking the planks and nailssmiley - biggrin


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Dmitri Gheorgheni, Post Editor

smiley - rofl I believe this, if they were your relatives.


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a certain boss of Englandsmiley - laughgot the towns folk to knock the castle down themselvessmiley - biggrinas they were fed up of the constant battles, no castle, no fightingsmiley - biggrinI'll bet a lot of mud house got brick walls


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Dmitri Gheorgheni, Post Editor

smiley - rofl That is one cool idea. That'll teach 'em.

Reminds me of when the IRA blew up the Nelson statue in Dublin, back in the 60s, I think it was. I knew some people in Dublin who told me everybody ran out and got a piece - so they couldn't put it back up again.


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Prof Animal Chaos.C.E.O..err! C.E.Idiot of H2G2 Fools Guild (Official).... A recipient of S.F.L and S.S.J.A.D.D...plus...S.N.A.F.U.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yp8SOjWFMiU

did someone mention nutterssmiley - laugh


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Dmitri Gheorgheni, Post Editor

smiley - rofl I saw that. I had to look twice - unbelievable.

I don't think it was the lorry driver's fault, though - it was the fault of whoever designed a cab like that, or those eejits that make subcompact cars...how in the world did that car get there in the first place?

I used to drive a subcompact. My relatives made me get a small SUV when I moved out the city.


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Dmitri Gheorgheni, Post Editor

Oh, and further proof that youze guys are nuts...

This just in: Somebody in Yorkshire returned a library book, anonymously.

It was 45 years overdue.smiley - rofl


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Prof Animal Chaos.C.E.O..err! C.E.Idiot of H2G2 Fools Guild (Official).... A recipient of S.F.L and S.S.J.A.D.D...plus...S.N.A.F.U.

smiley - roflI saw that on the TV text news pages

that lorry/car, I'm wondering if it was a set up ?

as the cars tyres weren't shredded off and that for the car to be in that position it couldn't have been hit as such, because the lorry driver would have seen/felt the impact, plus it didn't look dented anywhere


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Dmitri Gheorgheni, Post Editor

I was wondering that, too, about the car - suspiciously, they just said they were investigting. They also claimed the lorry driver was traumatised. smiley - rolleyes

Inquiring minds want to know here...smiley - whistle


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Prof Animal Chaos.C.E.O..err! C.E.Idiot of H2G2 Fools Guild (Official).... A recipient of S.F.L and S.S.J.A.D.D...plus...S.N.A.F.U.

notification shall be posted here, as and when info becomes available smiley - smileyor it might just disappear in the the void


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Dmitri Gheorgheni, Post Editor

They'd better tell us.smiley - cross Inquiring minds want to know.


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Prof Animal Chaos.C.E.O..err! C.E.Idiot of H2G2 Fools Guild (Official).... A recipient of S.F.L and S.S.J.A.D.D...plus...S.N.A.F.U.

apparently it happened last month and only came to the fore when it came on youtube


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Dmitri Gheorgheni, Post Editor

Yeah - nobody's safe with those mobile phone cameras now.smiley - whistle


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Prof Animal Chaos.C.E.O..err! C.E.Idiot of H2G2 Fools Guild (Official).... A recipient of S.F.L and S.S.J.A.D.D...plus...S.N.A.F.U.

I'll be one of the last people on the planet to have a mobile/cell phonesmiley - biggrinI ain't got one and no intention of getting one


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