h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Damn, damn, damn.....3 times you caught me with them pull-down-menu-thingies. Noooooooooooooooooo. What now? Do I get a visit from guys (preferably guyessessess) in black suits and dark sunny-glassessess?
Oooooo I hope so.

Fabbo sight...I mean...site. Well your sight may be fabbo actually.

I began gibbering about...ooooh...two-thirds of the way down but by then I was drooling anyway and both together kept me company as I gallantly soldiered on and made it to the end. I have to live in the shed now 'cos my mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmummy has thrown me out due to insanity. The cat can visit though.

I live in Lincolnshire and am waiting whilst the brave men fit the kitchen in the space once built to house a kitchen. That's handy, I thought, a space already made. Whew!

Here's a place name I find funny: Abergavenny - especially if you say it really loud at passing motorists. Try it. You might like it.
I also like the place name Lickey End - it's somewhere near Worcester.

Anyway. I'm off to wash the bits between my toes.

Byebyebyebyebyebyebyebyebyebyebyebyebyebyebyebyebyebyebye

Yamshank, hamshank?? got nose fixed, now mouth don't work or is it a lingo thing me duck!. A pleasure to meet you anyway, the Prof or Animal, even both of us, is/are always open. I've been off line for a week, comp' blow on me(NO! not that way), the power unit went, got tower back this morning, its now catch up time. Feel free to pop in anytime, anywhere, pass the time of day on etc. Hope you left your down-ness in the bin provided on my p/space and took a few smiles with you

You don't need power for computers!!! You need love and attention and an ability to go brmmmmmmmmm to make it work. I'm sitting here, brmmmmmmmm-ing away and everythings fine.

Read "The Mouse and the Motorcycle" that will show you.

The bin was empty so I left my sadness down the drain where it stinks....yeah...taht showed it....yeah....and I'll spell that properly one day.

If I pop into your PS again will I go insane again in the drain on the plane with a frame-
work
of
Lies - sorry, drifted, like so much snow on a Thursday morn. And it is called Thursday not anything else okay.

Yorkshire's up there and Lincolnshire's down here. ho hum. And give Robin Hood back to Nottingham you Tea-leafffffs

Bye

got me spelling wrong "shark" not "shank", uz 1 fingered typists eh!, can't help it, if Mr Hood was based in a village very near my town. My space is intended to make folk gibber with both hands, that way, theres no time to be sad.
Once tried to get committed, but they said sorry, we only take people we can cure

ps. Mouse and motorbike thingy..???

The Mouse and the Motorcycle is a kids book (well I read it when I was a kid) that is about a boy staying in a hotel room. He makes friends with a mouse that likes to ride the boys toy motorcycle. The only way the mouse can make the motorcycle go is by going brmmmmmmmmm and other such snazzy sound effects. I think there's maybe other vehicles involved aswell.
Sounds to me like a good way of getting all machinery et al to work

That was a big moment of sanity there. Will have to sit back to recover - whew

that's better

BYEBYEBYEBYEBYEBYEBYE

don't you start going throwing "sanity" about, I had a bad start in life, I've got split personality and were both stupid

read the "notice" in my journal and you will see

Sorry - bin mezmerised by your site again. Just had to pop in and say hi.



- u fewl u

its worksand its catching, but it only catches smiles and no smile was hurt during the writing of my p/space

"I am a kind of paranoiac in reverse. I suspect people of plotting to make me happy. "
J. D. Salinger (1919 - )

I think the person is talking about you, yes U.

could well be..My services are freeas I do not give a service, I just be me, with no airs or graces, what you see, is what you get-real life included