h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Hi, Animal,

This morning, I checked in to the Lawyers Jokes and somehow got sucked in to your PS. Spent about an hour laughing, but found Tony the Old Pit Pony!

So, events followed thus:

"Weerz Gaffer? Downstairs doin' t' crossword.

"Can you spare a minute?" " WOT?" (Smarree wee im?)

"Come and look at this"

*climbs stairs* with a

"harthenthi whathadoin"?

He doesn't usually come anywhere near the computer 'cus " Eenose nowtabartit"

But "ateldim burredintlissen". "ient erd nowt" is what he says 'cus

Tha can alus tell a Yorkshireman, but tha can't tell 'im much!!.........

but when he heard Barnsley voice he says "owzeeno" I'm a tike? He tried to answer him but "eewont theer"!

Then waits for several minutes for Animal's Personal Space to load. Says to me "asthagorratena?" 'cus "thalafter gerranuon" . I couldn't be waiting this long Of course "ient gorrit" or I would have "gorranuon" ages ago!!! I daren't tell him a tenner wouldn't even buy the mouse

But he ed reading the crazy world of Animal, and says to tell you he enjoyed it. Is it your voice? We aren't that daft we know it's not Tony

He says "amguin afuarthee" 'cus the dinner's ready and I've gotta "gerrit etten". So I looked round and "eewont theer"

Anyway, he says "shut thi gob wench", so I had better go and serve dinner to a grumpy old Yorkshireman

Thanks for the fun. And to any Mod who thinks this is a foreign language, it isn't, it is good old English dialect

Ask Animal for a translation of you need it.



Websailor

Corection!

<<"harthenthi whathadoin?">> should read "narthenthi whathadoin?" . "it dunt marra" really, but "wiv gorra gerrum reight"

Si thee,
Websailor

Web, no luv, it aint me doing voice, me mate sent it to me. I'm glad the second in commandenjoyed reading it(my p/space). one of my sayings is:- "I'm not racialist, if their not Yorkshire, their foreigners, nuff said" also I hate being classed as English, don't mind British, definitly not European. Proud to be Yorkshire, you'll have to get him on here for a chin wag one day

We nearly had a burnt Sunday dinner as I forgot all about it, I enjoyed reading your space so much.

So, I'm foreign, and you're British. that's got that sorted . I agree about not being European though.

Not sure about the chat. He really isn't interested in the computer. Probably would be a bit if it wasn't so slow, but he gets impatient. He is exactly the same about the telephone It has taken me 30 years to get him to use it, and he still hates it

I do need a more up to date computer. One has been promised by my son, but I haven't a clue when, and I can't push it.

Hubbie says he wouldn't be able to ride his bike up Slutwell Hill any more, if that means anything to you. He hasn't been back for well over 30 years.

The Grand Prix and all the other sport was calling today, and I am not interested, which is why I spend quite a bit of time here. It keeps him out of mischief till the bowling season starts!



Websailor

Slutwell hill has still got the cobbles down, nothing altered, I forgot, Ponte lad!!

have a look at a bit of Ponte...

http://www.pontefract-online.co.uk/


http://www.pontefractandcastlefordtoday.co.uk/