h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

for a small donation, bar stools can have personalised name's fixed on

He is that now we need more boozers

decent drinks will pull 'em in(free as well)

no juke box or pool table

whisky n goodcompany




"Animals watering hole"

Animals is maybe you could build an extension and name it Animals bar?

err this pub is never shut, but last one, please turn pumps off and lights out ta!

I used drink i pub where landlord used shout at top of his vice We've ad yer glasses , now get off your Ars*s! every evening,always the late one used be packed

Goodnight Prof, , your a gent maye

most nightsmy ex local only shut the outer doorsI've come out as my mates have been going to the local pit on their day shift. They called me(usual insults), but I replied that the roles will be changed when I'm on days your on days off

Years ago in my local, now and again we played a game called "four jacks"(52 pack/cards). The rule was:if you didn't want to stay the game, you put a time limit on how long you stayed in the game

1st dealer dealt the cards over to each person sat at the table, the 1st jack to be turned over-that person named a drink(any concoction)the 2nd jack - had to pay for it, the 3rd jack had a taste, the 4th jack had to down it in one - winner was the last one able to sit or stand

Mines a

there was some rait mixes - took your head off

sounds fun

don't look like anyone's fixed the ice cube machine yet

You cant get the staff now a days

it's a friendly bar/pub, you can pull your owntill's over there, it's the cleaners that are the problem

I will go a pint of thanks

opening hours are:- when someone knocks at the door and the last one to leave

Proper opening times then

oh yus!

for the trendies

http://www.cocktail.uk.com/

mens stuff
http://www.didyouknow.org/beer.htm